My Wine Tasting Outfit
My wife, Jules, really wanted me to write a post for you all. I told her that I didn't really think that it would make all that much of a difference in the world being as those that know this, know it, and those that don't will find some reason to doubt it. But I'm getting ahead of myself aren't I? Yup, I have a tendency to do that on occasion. Hmm.......
This past weekend my wife and I travelled to the coast for a bit of wine tasting. It was her birthday this past Sunday and it was her choice on what we were going to do, and she chose wine tasting, so off we went!
On Saturday we woke up, got ready, and were out by about 10:30 or so. A little bit late, but that turned out to be a good thing as by the time we rolled in Denny's for a super carbo loading breakfast, we were able to be seated right away. We casually chatted, and ate our food before heading off to our first winery.
I totally forget the name of the place, but it was just okay wine. They are probably happy I forgot the name of their place considering I am giving such a raving review! Ha! Anywho, we stopped to get gas before going to the second location. We were travelling in the Santa Maria area, which is nice for wine tasting as they are so spread out you really have to drive some good distances between each place. As well, for all of you nit pickers out there, Jules and I share tastes, drink lots of water, and eat lots of food. We are well versed in what it takes to wine taste safely. So, um, yeah!
Anywho.... after gas, we were off to the second location. We tasted a few, poured out much of them, icky! Then back into the car, driving through the oak tree studded rolling hills. The area is just starting to turn green and it is so super pretty! We drove on through the area, pulling into Los Olivos, a small wine tasting town. But it was way over crowded. I pulled up the local Indian casino on the GPS and off we went for a little gambling fun.
The casino was boring. Nothing fun, but it killed a bit of time. I lost a grand total of about 50 dollars, while Jules lost about 20. So, for an hour of fun, it didn't cost us that much. Back into the car we went, stopping at a couple more wineries before we were back at the hotel room. We freshened up and then went out to sushi for dinner. Jules really likes sushi, me not so much. But I love my wife, so.... I ate sushi! Hmmm...... yum! I guess!
Okay, so there was the thrilling day. So why did Jules want me to write about it here? Because it was a totally normal day! Absolutely nothing weird happened. And I was dressed fully as a woman for the entire day.
So then why did I say that nobody would be swayed by this totally normal day of mine?
1 - I interacted with people who I was buying things from, thus they needed to act professionally.
2 - I pass so awesomely amazingly that nobody would ever suspect that I am anything but a natal born female.
3 - The only reason nobody bothers me is that I live in the ultra liberal state of Kalifornia.
4 - I have a perfect wing-woman in my wife.
Now, what about that above list is wrong? Hmmm...... prettymuch all of it.
Taking those points out of order:
3 - California is not quite as liberal as much of the rest of the union would make it out to be. Most of the liberal attitudes come from our big cities, San Francisco, Los Angeles, San Diego and their surrounding metro areas. Myself, I live in California's bible belt, the central valley, where it is actually super farmer right wing, gun toting, Trump loving, conservatives. Now what do I have going for me in this area? Most people keep to themselves. That is about it.
4 - Yes my wife is a great wing woman, but often she and I are not together. As well, I don't require her to be by my side holding my hand while we go to the potty together. Sure we are together, but we are also apart often enough.
2 - Nope, sorry folks. I may have figured out how to take a decent picture of myself while dressed as a woman. And as well, I do concede that I pass the glance test. Meaning, I pass well enough that with a few seconds of a glance, most people probably take me as a woman. But in actually interacting with me, with pouring me wine to drink, with standing next to me in a tasting room, yeah, nope, no way, now how, never do I pass as a genetic woman, even to totally drunk people.
1 - This is the part that I think is interesting. Yes I did interact with many people who had something to sell me. But that is not all. Take all of the other patrons in the wine tasting rooms. Like the couple with the young kid who laughed at all of my jokes that I was making. They had nothing to gain by being pleasant with me, and all of them were. Even the group of young kids celebrating their friend's 22nd birthday. That was a fun crowd who came up and spoke with my wife for much of the time we were there. Men and women, mostly quite drunk actually. And all of them were super friendly. What about all of the people in the casino? That place was packed. And how many pointing fingers did I get? Yeah, that's right, none.
Okay, well, that about sums it all up. Nothing all that thrilling to report. Except for me being able to be me, and society yet again being totally fine with it. Just another totally normal weekend out wine tasting with my wife.
Don't believe that it can happen? Well, meet up with me sometime and we'll go out together! Sound like fun? Contact me and we'll make it happen. Now I must warn you though, I am not into going out with fetish dressers. So if that is your thing, well then, don't contact me! Ha! But if you're up for a totally normal day hanging out, wine tasting, or shopping, email me!