Tuesday, December 27, 2016
Hunting with Boobs
About a week ago I tried something that I have never done, I wore a bra and a set of the small boobs out while hunting. And what was the result? I had the best shoot average I think I have ever had. I was super amazed. I mean I have gone out shooting before while wearing boobs. You may or may not have seen the post that the above picture was from. But going out hunting to the duck field while wearing boobs? Nope I had yet to ever do that.
There are a myriad of things that could go wrong with wearing boobs out to the duck field. The first of which is that I could be spotted as having breasts. I wasn't dressed as a woman, I had my standard male hunting gear on. Besides my face also had quite a bit of beard growth on it and being on vacation I have not bothered to shave in a while. So there's that! Another thing is that, really what is the point? Why would I possibly want to wear boobs while out hunting? What could the be the possible benefit?
Well, with that last one, the benefit could be better shooting. Better shooting? Yes, better shooting? How in the world could boobs help to make me shoot better? Well, one of the main things about wing shooting is properly shouldering your gun. One might think that is a pretty simple affair. Put your gun to your shoulder, and shoot. Ha! I wish it were that simple. Shooting happens to be one of the hardest things I have ever done. Anywho, one of the best ways to shoulder your gun, is to begin by putting the gun but away from you while you bring it up and have it touch your cheek. You then pull it back to have it seat against your shoulder. If you do it right, then every time it is in the right position.
How often do I do it right? Possibly about half of the time. The other half my gun is sitting on my upper arm, or half way across my chest. This results in a missed shot, and a possible bruise! Anywho, while shooting with boobs, they are far bigger than my standard chest equipment. This makes it so that I do that first part, of putting the gun out away from me, much more often. If I don't do it, it bonks my boobs!
Thus, it actually helps me to shoulder my gun better! And the result was that I shot much better than normal! Yay! I really thought that I may have found out what my difficulties with shooting have always been, missing boobs!
The only problem with my theory is that I have been out hunting twice with boobs since that first time and I totally sucked! I mean sucked bad! It was some of the worst shooting I have ever done! So much for that theory!
Okay, just a silly little post today. Oh, and yeah, nobody has said anything about my boobs while hunting. Either everybody is super polite, or nobody noticed under all of my super fluffy hunting gear. Oh and I totally know that I have not been posting much lately. I am technically on vacay right now! Yay again! I say technically because while on vacay I am involved with remodeling portions of my house. Currently I am stuck sanding and filling the ceiling. Super fun! So.... I work on the house and twice a week I go hunting. I am pretty darn tired!
I hope everyone has been enjoying the holiday season!